It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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