I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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