Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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