I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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