seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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