i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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