You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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