she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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