I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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