The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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