when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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