So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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