I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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