SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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