doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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