this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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