can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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