we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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