...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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