so explain again why im purple
no
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Randomize
