I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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