why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You dont lie about slip and slides
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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