D3 body, D1 cock
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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