yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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