No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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