HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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