can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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