drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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