what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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