so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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