??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Are my feet made of real feet?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
