we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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