Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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