After last night, I could never be a politician.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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