I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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