make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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