The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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