Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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