How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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