So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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