3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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