Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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