absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
