she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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