i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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