now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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