It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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