Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I think my moral compass just broke
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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