I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
