lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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