Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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