Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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