Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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