Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
