office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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