Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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