Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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